As you all know I'm a pretty conservative guy. I've always considered myself to be a regular guy. My personal appearance would not standout in a crowd. My "Look" has not changed in decades. I am what you might call "Joe Average".
Unlike my wife, my children and their spouses, my nieces and nephews, I have no tattoos, piercings or other body art. My hair has turned white and it's been decades since I paid my small children a penny per grey hair that they could find and pull out.
I have always been more comfortable being "Regular". That is all going to change as of today. I want to be just like the younger generation of my family.
It is time for a MAJOR CHANGE.
There is a big family wedding this weekend and I want to be ready. I want to fit in. That has prompted my decision to change my personal grooming and adopt an entirely new look.
It was time for a haircut and I thought, "Why not change today, why wait one more minute." The decision was made. I am now the proud new recipient of a "MOWHAWK" haircut.
The wedding is on Saturday so I need a little help deciding what color I should dye the new Mohawk. My girls have had their hair every color in the rainbow, so that gives me a lot of inspiration.
Right now I'm leaning toward a neon blue, but I could be easily swayed to a hot pink. Or maybe a two-tone dye job would look better.
I think it would be best to leave that decision to my family and friends. You make the call. Be creative, remember, I'm a clear pallete for you to paint.
I look forward to your creative suggestions. You will be seeing the new me at the wedding on Saturday, a colorful new guy. Not regular.
Guess I will say "Go Black" and not pink. Then you will have a tuxedo on your head with a black shirt and grey jacket????
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. I say "go ORANGE". That's the wedding color. Bright orange-orange! Be a part of the wedding!! You'll fit right in - sort of.
ReplyDeleteI didn't ignore you on purpose; I was on a brief road trip. Eugene & Portland were OK, but seeing your orange hair via handheld device while waiting in line at the bakery was AWESOME!
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